who even knows at this point

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Why are they in Hell

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

Instead of “oh no my immersion” or “this game studio clearly didn’t try” when an npc spends all day smoking in the same spot after walking there from their car it’s like wow I’m watching the wheels of the world turning it’s so cool watching how these systems work in practice it’s like witnessing nature in action

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

it’s soso cool how mental health meds can lower your heat tolerance severely and make you sweat buckets. Love this feature

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

straight from the fjords my ass, Addvar. WHAT FJORDS?! WE'RE FJORDLESS!

Couldn't afjord them.

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

fingering his plot hole

this site is so easy