man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Andulka
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

JVL

almost home

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
d e v o n

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shark vs the universe
Claire Keane

if i look back, i am lost
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

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T h e r e .
There in the fog.
He could see it.
The black hat. The old ragged poncho wrapped over its shoulders like a cape, its torn ends waving behind it in the wind. The mist cleared further. Nothing could be seen underneath its vest or the ripped pants, no flesh nor bones. Yet it covered its face with a black mask, as if to hide an unspeakable horror. The mark of a single eye was painted over it, like the iris of a mountain lion, a faint glow coming off the unnatural pigments. The figure stepped closer. It was nearly a head taller than him. Guzma took a step back.
A deep voice, almost sounding like a cold creeping whisper, broke the silence:
A r e n ' t y o u t i r e d . . .
Guzmas breathing grew heavier, fighting his rising panic.
A r e n ' t y o u d r e a d i n g . . . t h e c h a s e . . . ?
The figure tilted its head in a mocking manner. Guzma held his gaze onto the demonic being. Don't give into the fear. Don't let any weakness show. Tired as he may be, he would stand his ground.
___________________________________________________ From Birds of a Feather, Chapter 7 - The Banshee
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You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?
good
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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
Tried BBQ Doritos, and they're not bad, but my brain is just being confused like "this flavor is the wrong texture"

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Favorite hobbit! Go
Frodo
Samwise
Meriadoc
Peregrin
Bilbo
I will condescend to hear other hobbit propaganda. hit me with it in the tags
there's one rule and that is that you do NOT malign or disparage or otherwise put down any other hobbit in favor of hyping up your fave.
INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996) dir. Roland Emmerich
Happy Fourth of July...
Independence Day (1996) — Dir. Roland Emmerich
my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc
A genre of Youtube videos that genuinely bring me so much joy are people listening to cornerstone classic songs for the first time and just having an Experience. Like, yes, hearing ELO's Mr. Blue Sky for the first time ever does cause your soul to transcend, and this is a truth that extends beyond generations.

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mogami tv show box set is $40. mogami variety show appearances free on youtube
Happy "Saturday In the Park I Think It Was the Fourth of July" to all who celebrate!
I'm trying to collect a list of good niche weird animals. Emphasis on niche.
I'm talking
Greenland sharks
Strawberry squids
Pallas cats
Strawberry squids
Mola molas
What niche animals do you like and why are they so weird and cool?
I really appreciate those who have commented, but I stg if you don't start reblogging on the reblogging website—
Oh! Here's some niche animals that I love-
-Klipspringer, a tiny antelope that stands on the tippiest of toes. -Dwarf caiman, these guys are particularly small and cute to me -Aye-Aye, a messed up little guy with creepy fingers who knocks on wood to find bugs -Barreleye Fish, an even MORE messed up guy with a translucent noggin with big green eyes on the inside of it -Brahminy Blind Snake, it's a snake that is also just a tiny little worm. Also an all-female species. -Fried Egg Jellyfish, because e g g -Giant Isopod, roly-poly but BIG. -Servals. Look that those ears. Certified baby material.
I simply do not comprehend people who obsess over celebrity weddings.

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oh yeah forgot to post these guys
for when you're definitely very normal about Things
I don't care if Monday's brown. Tuesday, Wednesday, sinking down. Thursday, there's no need to frown. It's Friday,
I'm in mud🐖🐷🤎