You've got to be kitten me!

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

Category 5 goobin out event

hello these are my favourite movies

we have to only say things that are beautiful and kind

considering both bill and professor oak would know about mew, i imagined a conversation in which this term was coined in which professor oak tries (and finally succeeds) at sending his first email.

in polish, it's called 'malpa' [monkey]!

Fascists will 💖 be shot💖

Jim Henson and Kermit with Michael Jackson, 1984.

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art by @niochemblyat

silver talks about kingdom hearts lore

Direct reference to @punkitt-is-here’s Roxas comic

Why do they play this so fast live

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

They're friends....

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

Humanizing: Hey, I’m sorry that I blew up like that earlier. In the moment I felt really attacked and overwhelmed and I reacted badly, but I know you didn’t mean to offend me with what you said, so that behavior is on me.

If you're diabetic, you don't have to eat the honey glazed ham that will send you into a coma (their example). But you also can't yell at the person offering it and accuse them of trying to kill you. You can just say "thanks, but my body can't handle that kind of sugar intake, so I'll pass"

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op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name