I Wanna Take A Nap... (_ _).｡o○

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

Can't an innocent little Incubator send people posts anymore?

im not signing your contract no matter how many posts you send. it was a good post but im still not signing it

One day humans will recognize the great value offers I provide.

Tim Hortons is doing a Harry Potter collab and like. Whatever. I quit going there years ago because the food and drinks are bad. But it's annoying me off how people keeping boiling down folks boycotting Tim's to "People are mad about things JRK said on Twitter" and "People are mad because they don't like Harry Potter". I heard the former stated as the reason on the radio the other day. Jesus Christ, no. People are mad because any money JKR gets from this promotion will be funneled straight into lobbying against transgender rights and access to healthcare in the UK. Very tangible real world harm. It isn't about the ideological purity of the stupid wizard donuts.

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

It has officially been one year since I met aliens at Kmart and the Kmart in question no longer exists.

The Aliens took the K-Mart back home with them?

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

being obsessed with ones OCs is fucked as hell. How am I supposed to find random art of them if they only exist in my head,,

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information