Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

son sit down we need to talk.. your mother and i have decided to sell you to one direction

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

Why couldn't Kate Bush do a song for every Gothic novel. I want to hear her Frankenstein

I am at my clits end

it's because you're always interviewing that damn vampire

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

the damage has been done (overshared)