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oh so now the blonde secretary is attacking the he/they what a shock 🙄

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well