there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

clap. clap for fat gay women

sorry my pussy is too wet i didnt hear what u said, what?

“hey just a heads up that this author writes dark fics” boohoo so scary how will you survive this!!!!! seriously go and talk to a real person in real life I beg you. “hey this person likes horror movies!!!! characters are brutally killed in those movies and this person enjoys it!!!! just a heads up” this is what some of y’all sound.

son sit down we need to talk.. your mother and i have decided to sell you to one direction

ur gonna look into my big beautiful brown eyes that i weaponize regularly and tell me im wrong?

every time someone says ‘I just don’t understand the point of sucking strap’ an angel dies

A couple weeks ago my boyfriend (habitual sleeptalker) said in his sleep “thats crazyyyyyy” and I said “what’s crazy?” And he said “that you didn’t know that” and then turned over and did not elaborate. And I can’t stop thinking about it what didnt I know..

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

white girl SHOCKS waitress by sucking her off to completion

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

My favorite #post hasn’t been created yet

bitching and moaning should lez out