im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

Getting a cigarette job from a girl who's a huge fag

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐

controversial opinion but i should get what i want sometimes

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you're stuck in second person but you actually kinda like it here

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

sometimes a fandom is just you and your bestie not because the rest of the fandom is annoying. but because nobody else on earth has ever fucking heard of the product

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

Did you know that instead of doing the list of things you need to do that you can have orgasms alone in your room?

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

love when i see something for me #mebait