Can we hit eachother im bored

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

It’s so hard loving a complex fictional woman because assholes will try to turn you against her by listing off all her flaws and it’s like yeah no shit, that’s the whole point. What aren’t you getting about this?

I love when beautiful women are set free from heterosexual marriage

GOD I LOVE EVIL WOMEN.

and shrewd women and dogmatic women and stubborn to a fault women and and

let the weird girl get passionate for no reason

more people on this website need to be blogging about weird literature no one cares about

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

It has come to my attention that some people think it's annoying to leave long comments?? Let me be the first to say—LEAVE LONG COMMENTS ON FICS!! GIVE YOUR RANDOM THOUGHTS AND ANALYSIS AND A LINE BY LINE BREAKDOWN AUTHORS LOOOOVE THAT SHIT and it encourages us to write more pls never question commenting

for every girl on girl action there is an equal and opposite girl on girl reaction

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares