“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

I need something pornographic to happen to me soon

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner