probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

would you guys let me take you to a secondary location be honest

Your long distance boyfriend should move further away

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

strapjobs r awesome bc u can lowkey chew it a little if u want

Chew on it Chewsday

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

anyway what’s the best book you’ve ever read and yes if you say some YA shit i will kill a hostage.