I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

every time a vibrator dies, a femme loses her wings 😔

my pussy talks but does anyone truly listen

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

you only like me for my radiant personality :/ you're only here because you love to see my smile :/ you only want to hang out with me because you know we're both so much happier knowing each other :/

when ppl don’t put tags on reblogs it does make me a little sad…. like….. what are you thinking…. how are you feeling…. what have we done to each other…. what will we do….

Unfortunatelt the new rules say we have to sexually torture linux users with blunt instruments and some times knives or hammers so this is just how ifs gotta be . Sorry

i need to lock in (doesnt)

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

the cake pan i ordered is the wrong size :(((((((((((((((((((((((((

i made it work my brain is huge

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me