i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

listening to straight women talk about their boyfriends is insane. it's never a normal story

Last night we let the corpse thaw

thinking tumblr oomf really wants you is like thinking the stripper is in love with you. but, what if they are..

make sure to always be saying 'yayayay,' 'yippee,' and 'hehehehehe' while bouncing on it so she knows you are having a good time