If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

It has come to my attention that some people think it's annoying to leave long comments?? Let me be the first to say—LEAVE LONG COMMENTS ON FICS!! GIVE YOUR RANDOM THOUGHTS AND ANALYSIS AND A LINE BY LINE BREAKDOWN AUTHORS LOOOOVE THAT SHIT and it encourages us to write more pls never question commenting

for every girl on girl action there is an equal and opposite girl on girl reaction

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

it does feel good as fuck to walk around in underwear only.

ran out of things to run to or away from. what now

everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW ‼️

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

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