come home with me

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

i think i could direct a movie pretty easy probly. you, go over there but sadder. you, play with your balls but a little bit sadder with it. that camera angle is all wrong, make it sadder. close up on his balls. sadder. ok then one full penis shot and make it joyous because we loves it

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town