I wish I'd been a tragedy— A glimpse of what could've been

This and the history of football would he friends

i scheduled this to screw with those who follow me in 4 months

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

wait for it he has sources

hi

 he’s here

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

doctor when

bendelick mumberdun. done. 

THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS YOU MADE MY DAY

Omg

I CANT BREATH!

I keep seeing post about how younger bloggers don’t know the Moreos guy so I had to bring this back 

Next time someone asks me what tumblr is, I’m showing them this.

HELP

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.