rust and stardust

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

The older I get, the stayer I home.

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

I'm a BIG fan of low ranking characters suddenly thrust into a position of authority they're unprepared for. a young princess, too far down the line of succession to merit any training, forced onto the throne when her whole family dies in one attack. a lowly technician on a team who finds themself the defacto leader when a mission goes wrong and every single person above them is captured or killed. a group of strangers comes together for survival, and the only person with any assertiveness gets assigned a leadership role, even though they have no special skills. do these characters rise to the challenge and lead their respective groups to victory? do they crash and burn under the pressure so hard no one ever trusts them again? do they massively restructure their whole society because any system that puts them in charge can't be doing things right?

situationship “broke up” w/ me today and i was just chilling there like okay when can i go home while he poured his heart out to me 👍✌️

okay we're fucking and cuddling again before i leave the country absolutely deranged few days im ngl

omg i just walked out on this ex while he was sleeping at 5AM and msged him to lock his doors once he wakes up -can’t believe I’m finally living up to my slut potential wow 

situationship “broke up” w/ me today and i was just chilling there like okay when can i go home while he poured his heart out to me 👍✌️

okay we're fucking and cuddling again before i leave the country absolutely deranged few days im ngl

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.