octopus’s garden perfectly captures the energy of a nine year old boy drawing a picture of him and a bunch of underwater friends while holding back tears because mummy and daddy won’t stop screaming and throwing shoes at each other the next room over

promoted your pronouns to nouns

feeling depressed? rewatch that show from the 2000s that you know and love that has several seasons and sooo many episodes.

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

the sexual tension between me and giving up

men in black eyeliner and nail polish is too played out. wear glitter lip plumping gloss and pumps

Unironically tho I would wear MIB eyeliner

WAIT NO SORRY I GET IT NOW

*guy who has repressed every feeling he's ever had* yeah I'm just really good at rolling with the punches I guess haha

many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.