bikes have killed this whole family @mancydrew - Tumblr Blog

happy fourth of june-lie to all my liars and gaslighting icons!!! it is your solemn duty to lie to anyone and everyone today but especially men!!!

#fourth of june-lie #roblox night

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16tinyfrogs

on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

theriu

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well craft. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

16tinyfrogs

to the person who reposted my poem a couple days ago, i read the tags and i'm so sorry for your loss. there are not words adequate to comfort you right now, but here is a piece on grief i wrote a few months ago that i hope you may relate to someday

#words

trentreznorsbutthole

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

mancydrew

there have been a lot of rumors floating around and im here to defend myself against the false allegations. despite what the people around me have said, i can fit an entire banana in my jacket pocket. it fits in there perfectly fine and i do not struggle to take it out. i did not smush my banana when taking it in or out of my jacket pocket. the only squashing i did was of these rumors.

thank you for your time, no further questions.

mancydrew

follow up: some people are now calling me “banana butterfingers” and claiming i could not open my banana because my fingers were too slippery, this is also not true. while i did struggle slightly with opening my banana, because i had recently put on lotion, i did eventually open the banana.

thank you for your time, no further questions.

crabussy

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

crabussy

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

crabussy

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

crabussy

I am nineteen years old

crabussy

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

crabussy

. yeah okay true I did do that

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oreganoid

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

raptorgirlfeathers

creature fact: you have just been bited

certainly-april

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

grimoiremanifest

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

certainly-april

mothermara

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

egberts

My Recipe Blog

Ingredients:

lime

coconut

Now I bet you're wondering how I cam up with a recipe like this all on my own. Well it starts way back in the harsh winters of my childhood where limes, and yes, even coconuts were hard to come by. On days when Pa would return from the city, brown fuzzy orb in hand, my sisters and I would gather around in giddy excitement... here comes the best part! Once you crack open the coconut there's only one thing left to do...!

Instructions:

put the lime in the coconut

mix it all up

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crunchymayo

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

#duckling

2colde

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

Shiny Bulbasaur! 🍃 I finally got one as a starter in LeafGreen!

kipine

How it felt sharing this, haha!

anglaised

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

anglaised

actually im inclined to agree

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