nothing funnier than a toddler with a mullet

omg on the city subreddit today people were saying it smelled really bad outside because a farm at one end of town was spreading manure and i work at the farthest possible point away from there and it smells bad here 😭

im fine at writing unbiased historical work except when the orange order is involved at which point my evil side jumps out and writes scathing accounts of them

i want to order pizza for dinner so bad. but i should not do that

bro i just remembered the worlds my oyster. broooooo

my coworker must hate me im always mowing through carrots at my desk

i get so gay off that wheat bran

people keep complaining about subway takes getting an emmy nomination and being like ‘well why didn’t dropout get one instead’ uh maybe because dropout is painfully unfunny?