the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

i hate my washing machine everyones (boomers) always like oh you have a top loading machine thats like 40 years old? itll never break! well guess what it doesnt work and frankly even when it does i dont think it cleans very well

washing machine dont work my washroom sink is leaking my fridge is on its last legs also my neighbour (of garden destroying fame) also broke my hose my house is in shambles genuinely

wait i entirely forgot the whole ‘basement flooded for weeks and then we got a sump pump and then like immediately our heating broke and then we had to get a new furnace’ saga omg never a moment of peace here

But I’m a creek. I’m a weird flow.

i hate my washing machine everyones (boomers) always like oh you have a top loading machine thats like 40 years old? itll never break! well guess what it doesnt work and frankly even when it does i dont think it cleans very well

washing machine dont work my washroom sink is leaking my fridge is on its last legs also my neighbour (of garden destroying fame) also broke my hose my house is in shambles genuinely

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

the hope will continue until morale improves