but to be fair to tswift…. i too love madison square and post knicks win i too would be trying to get married there

the evil sibling of ‘why is no one talking about [thing people are definitely talking about]’ is ‘why did no one tell me [thing that was in the news for weeks]’

wait i just realized that one of the guys i play hockey with was my first year indigenous studies professor 😭 i see him on campus all the time and im always like ah yes thats my professor but when i see him at hockey im like oh thats my buddy phil. i’ve literally never made the connection until just now seeing his email address

i got thwacked on the hand with the ball in hockey last week and now i have bruises on my fingers which is a weird sensation cause i never get bruised there

for weeks? years? ive been like ugh i need to go camping but now i have camping plans and its like omg what if i hate it

anyways so either the cashier clocked me so hard she broke the law or ontario fishing licenses allow you to have whatever sex marker you want on them cause today i was asked if i want “f, m, or x” on mine. so now my sole piece of id with a male marker is my fishing license which pairs nicely with my fuddy duddy feminine legal name

2 guys have been in the air mattress section of this canadian tire for like minimum ten mins deciding what mattress to buy dare i say happy pride