but to be fair to tswift…. i too love madison square and post knicks win i too would be trying to get married there

the evil sibling of ‘why is no one talking about [thing people are definitely talking about]’ is ‘why did no one tell me [thing that was in the news for weeks]’

wait i just realized that one of the guys i play hockey with was my first year indigenous studies professor 😭 i see him on campus all the time and im always like ah yes thats my professor but when i see him at hockey im like oh thats my buddy phil. i’ve literally never made the connection until just now seeing his email address

i got thwacked on the hand with the ball in hockey last week and now i have bruises on my fingers which is a weird sensation cause i never get bruised there

for weeks? years? ive been like ugh i need to go camping but now i have camping plans and its like omg what if i hate it