Shay 🍉

Taking my ass to work after a deeply embarrassing night out. Confessed my love to a situationship (i don't love them). Tried to fight my coworker (couldn't tell you why). I got 3 and half hours sleep. My body can't decide if I'm constipated or if I need to shit my brains out. Why do I do this to myself

Yes I'm opening a store at 5am on three hours of sleep. Yes I have to go to work with the coworker I tried to fight. Yes it's a nine hour shift. Yes my boss will be there. Yes I lost my voice. Yes my car is almost on E. Yes I didn't wash my work clothes.

I don't wanna go into work tonight but I also don't wanna get stuck with a worse shift later on in the week..

Just in a mood where I want to stay home and do absolutely nothing. Why does work always wanna interfere with my shit????

This is exactly how working retail feels.

Me when I was a hostess and also heavily addicted to meth. & the custies would come in for takeout, but halfway thru taking their order I would remember I was on meth . And then I’d be WAY too busy (forcing myself to breathe blink etc. manually) to hear or process what they were saying

alls he’s got is five bucks, kim~ (world’s biggest himbo)

remember when Walt went in front of the entire school and told them that plane crash tragedy actually wasn't that bad? I just randomly thought about it and it sent me into the longest fit of laughter. like that is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

smoking is bad. unless yuo do it for gay sex reasons. then its good