i’m a gobby northern lesbian, gwen

Hey when you guys say something is for the lovers and the dreamers can you include me in that too? The lovers the dreamers and me if it's not too much to ask

*running up to you at the playground* do you want to play 12 angry men with me

people will get mad at you for having a substance abuse problem as if there’s fucking anything else to do these days

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

its always "ohh the son turned out gay because his dad never spent enough time with him" and never that maybe the dad just didnt like hanging out with him because he already had a gay/stupid vibe to begin with?

there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.

matt damon and ben affleck are like the dan and phil of hollywood actors if you really think about it

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden