i'll find my heart's connection

I think I’m missin sum vital organs or some shitt

LADIES ladies please ladies PLEASE oh god oh oh oh god ladies help

what’s the funniest show that could be pitched to someone tumblr style like “omg watch this there is a gay character and autistic representation!”

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

oh to be one of the shagadelic dancing babes in the scene right before mike crashes out in hit movie head (1968)