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i got a condo in manhattan. baby girl whats happnin. ok i was gonna post just that bc it's stuck in my head but now im realizing bruno mars may have been unfairly persecuted by evil mamdani's pied a terre tax

imagine having sex by the fire all night with bruno mars except one side of you is far too close to the fire and the other side of you is too far away but you're too polite to ask bruno if maybe you can switch things up a bit and he's just drilling away into you in perfect 4/4 and he can't come because of all the strawberry champagne and so your leg hairs are just getting totally singed and your skin is starting to feel sunburnt

lucky for you that's what he likes. that's what he likes

i got a condo in manhattan. baby girl whats happnin. ok i was gonna post just that bc it's stuck in my head but now im realizing bruno mars may have been unfairly persecuted by evil mamdani's pied a terre tax

imagine having sex by the fire all night with bruno mars except one side of you is far too close to the fire and the other side of you is too far away but you're too polite to ask bruno if maybe you can switch things up a bit and he's just drilling away into you in perfect 4/4 and he can't come because of all the strawberry champagne and so your leg hairs are just getting totally singed and your skin is starting to feel sunburnt

these days you cant even relate to morrissey because he was looking for a job and then he actually found one

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

Maybe I watch moovy

didnt

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

is the spn fandom okay? do you want to talk about it???

1.2 MILLION WORDS!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?

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