gorpcore

Hi everypony did you have any awesometastic day with enthusiasm or was it cringe 🤔

I need to start my own school. 9:00 AM Sauna/cold plunge. 10:30 AM Breakfast of whole grain oat groats, skyr with berries flax and chia, and cold coffee even the children. 11:15 students are forced to walk in the woods until they find a quiet contemplation spot and stay there for an hour. 12:30 everyone comes in when I toll a bell and we read whichever random classic ive decided based on vibes. At 2:30 we do sports but it's all things like archery, bouldering, swimming, the drinking game called stump where you toss hammers in the air and try to nail someone's nail into the stump to get them out in one fluid motion, and climbing up enormous knotted ropes. Kids get to choose which but they cant pick the same thing two days in a row. For science we grow brassicas and go into the woods to crush sassafras leaves between our thumb and forefingers

A favorite game i have is going in the sauna and pushing it past the point of physical discomfort until my heart is palpitating and whatnot but that's not the game. The game is in the final stages when im doing poorly i imagine that im a grecoroman torture/execution victim being killed in the brazen bull and these are the early moments