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My dark quest for a bite to eat

taco bell steak is highkey made out of john lennon

you may be aware that trip hop artists were sadly declared extinct in the wild about a decade ago due to the invasive spread of ‘lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to’. But did you know there’s a team of conservationists dedicated to preserving their natural habitat in the outskirts of Bristol? They’ve had some really promising efforts towards getting a fourth member of Portishead through their breeding programme and they’re testing habitats in Berlin, Marseille and the Balearics to see where artists can safely be released back into the wild. They’re open to the public too, it’s only like 20 minutes drive out of town. Most of them sleep during the day so you might not spot much but if you get really lucky DJ Shadow is very tame and might eat out of your hand.

every night before i go to bed i spreay my pussy with 100% deet

some of my posts are less resonant with the people than others