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thinking of a scenario where dick gets to play as superman for a school event and clark feeling immeasurable pride & joy over his step-sidekick
getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes
one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."
My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust Iβve ever seen in anyoneβs eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.
For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish
also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.
also worth noting that who you are to them doesnβt matter. theyβll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. theyβre just Like That.
More from the notes:
Oh, no, tsundere isn't the right term because we aren't trying to hide anything.
We're not about to leave you stranded but we really do think you're an idiot for getting yourself into the situation.
I laughed so fucking hard at this
Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost
The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction
The DenderaΒ βlightbulbβ is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity
We didnβt findΒ βββcopper wiringβββ in the great pyramid either
Hatshepsut wasnβt transgender
The gods didnβt actually have animal heads
Hieroglyphs arenβt mysteriously magical; theyβre just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)
The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasnβt homogeneous
Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which areΒ βthere is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicityβ
The carvings at Abydos arenβt modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit
βNo soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!β is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad βbatteriesβ
While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didnβt align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years agoΒ
The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved
The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum
Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is notΒ responsible for its missing nose
Akhenaten was not a βhereticβ by contemporary standards
Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessorsβ buildings/reliefs and isnβt really deserving of the epithet βthe Greatβ
The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)
While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didnβt actually worshipΒ cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition
It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that
Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass
I canβt believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On
Seth was not the god of βevilβ, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasnβt completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies
Hats off to the few of you whoβre reblogging this with tags saying youβre going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.
Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:
Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids
Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt
Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt
Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt
Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization
Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt
Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt
Kitchen, K. A.,Β The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt
Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)
McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt:Β Laundry Lists and Love Songs
Te Velde, H., Seth, God of ConfusionΒ
Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks
Excuse me please post ancient erotica link
hey itβs not my fault people keep reblogging the version without it!

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βFor example, if youβre trying to convince people to boycott a segregated store, your object is to convince them that boycotting the store will have a strategic effect, not that desegregation is morally important. For whatever reason, on a cognitive level human beings have a really hard time with this. Smucker cites an example of a Lefty roleplaying session where people were tasked with selling an action to people who agreed with them on principle but didnβt see the strategic merit of the action. Surprisingly, the sellers couldnβt make the conceptual switch to sell strategic merit: instead, they doubled down on THIS ISSUE IS IMPORTANT β even though it had been stressed to them that the people they were selling to bought into the importance of the issue. People react poorly to βthis is important, so do WHATEVER I SAYβ; they want to be convinced that what youβre proposing will work.β
Source.
Also from above:
βBob Wing, a grassroots organizer, explains this nicely: βIf winning feels impossible, then righteousness can seem like the next best thing.β But righteousness is not conducive to getting normies to join your team if your team cannot demonstrate ability to, at least sometimes, win.Β Nor does righteousness help you make real inroads with regular people.β
Somewhat related, my favorite comic strip of all time:
Big points off for using the word βnormieβ.
^^ found the normie ^^
1001 Dalmations
Incredible faces OP, love how loose the lines are and the expressions/profiles are brilliant
Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again
Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?
Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???
i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby
no. he doesn't use emojis. i'm not kidding when i say i have seen him use one once in two years. everyone was shocked.
Woman murders man in broad daylight
beautiful like to reblog ratio on this
That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

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R u gay4pay??
God wouldnβt that be a good idea. Iβm gay for free like an idiot.Β
hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
Genuinely kind people don't get enough credit. People seem to think that being nice is just a personality trait, but it's actually a commitment to treat people well, even when it's hard. It's not just being nice to the people you like.
It's choosing to be kind to people when you're in a bad mood, or when they're being annoying.
It's choosing to be kind to people who your friends don't like.
It's choosing to be kind to people who you don't particularly like.
It's choosing to be kind to people who you envy.
I'm not saying that you can't be a kind person and stand up for yourself, or tell someone to fuck off when they're doing something genuinely harmful, but there are a million petty reasons people use to justify treating people badly.
It is a conscious choice, made over and over, often several times a day, to treat people with kindness and respect, even when they make it hard. So appreciate the consistently kind people in your life, because they work hard to be that way, and they really don't have to.
Something that comes up when I discuss kindness with people is that people who I experience as being kind believe that they're just faking it. They don't believe it counts if you're kind to someone who you're secretly annoyed by.
But that's exactly what kindness is. It's making the effort to treat people well when you don't feel like it.
If anything it should count MORE when it's not effortless.
all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves
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Closest match: fucking badass werewolf Common name: hell yeahhhh
so this is what it's like to be god's favorite

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Redemption arc not because you did something bad but because of the years you spent not doing something good
When the thing the character needs to be redeemed from is passivity >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.
we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,
I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."
Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.
pretty sure youβre literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post