women are my favourite guy

They call it a disguise because you don't look like those guys anymore you now are dis guys

if you're ever wondering what popular media is getting wrong about basically any premodern society, the answer is that there are never enough lawsuits

there's a common idea that in the olden days all disputes were resolved through violence, but even in settings where that was true, people would still sue each other about it.

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

Dr. Viktor Frankenstein:

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once