women are my favourite guy

[ID from Alt: A diagram of an anatomical cross section, stylised to mimic vintage scientific diagrams, with cyan lines on a cream background. The subject appears somewhere between a tree trunk, a cell and an eye. There are concentric, circular layers of biological and botanical matter. At the center sits a starburst nucleus, surrounded by successive strata including chitin, iris, ocular fluid, tendons, cilia, nerves, fibre, blood, bark, and an outer miasma layer. A network system runs through the structure including mycelium, lumbricina, star fragment, a.v., taproot, and chenille stem. End ID]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

They call it a disguise because you don't look like those guys anymore you now are dis guys

if you're ever wondering what popular media is getting wrong about basically any premodern society, the answer is that there are never enough lawsuits

there's a common idea that in the olden days all disputes were resolved through violence, but even in settings where that was true, people would still sue each other about it.

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"