'Poo-tee-weet?'

2026 was 8 years ago. christ

Wait. Fuck. Wrong year. Don't

It’s okay, it was just a slight mix-up. I think what you meant to say, was that 2028 was 6 years ago.

The furry profile pic making a truly sad blunder followed by an anime pic incorrectly correcting the furry profile pic is so on brand for both of those profile pic types.

Do you… do you think either of us were serious? Do you know what website you’re on??

This isn't a website.

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?