THERE IS NO TOMORROW! THERE IS ONLY RIGHT NOW!

if i was a youtuber and i saw someone making gay fanfiction of me i dont think i'd neccescarily enjoy it because i'm aroace as fuck but i'd also be like oh hell yes i've made it. i'm in the yaoi big leagues now. sign me up for that markiplier money im riding this stock to the moon.

Rocky recording all of Grace's science lessons to share on classrooms across Erid. For hundreds of years, middle-school Eridians cheer when their teacher rolls in the tactile display and they hear the theme song to "Ryland Grace the Science Ace"

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

In the midst of all of the Everything, I am so delighted that now every nerd convention has *multiple* fake Sams Reich wandering around roping cosplayers into impromptu Game Changers.

"#yes the plural of 'sam reich' is 'sams reich' like attorneys general"

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

Finding out that Pearl's parents had their irl home moved by having it chopped in half and moved on two trucks actually makes sense. This is a genetic problem. She's seen it happen in real life and now she knows it's possible. Father and Mother Moon created a monster.

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.