this reminds me of a... speedrunner!

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

I've found that people have this belief that if you explained that you were disabled, then actually the person giving you a hard time would relent. They assume that the only reason someone might be ableist about someone else is because they are simply lacking information, whereas I find that many people who jump to being ableist, inadvertently or otherwise, do not give a flying fuck if you cannot do [X action] because of a disability, and will in fact still demand you suck it up or stop making it everyone else's problem.

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

That picture of Lady Gaga as a child where she looks like a child pretending to be Lady Gaga means so much to me

And you know, for young writers, this has got to be so detrimental just from the perspective of opening your document and seeing a million corrections that, frankly, don't need to be there. If you're a young writer you're likely not going to have the background knowledge to know what is and isn't a good suggestion, you're just going to see a document that makes it look like you made every mistake possible so clearly you must be a terrible, stupid writer and should just give up.

one of the bsky devs blocked more than 300K users including me because he used a blocklist for ai haters lmao

idk how much people on here know about it, but its probably because he admitted to using ai to code the site a few months ago, and the site has been functioning poorly ever since and i think hes losing his mind that the userbase he hates so much is making fun of him for it. (we havent been blocked from using the site if that isnt clear, like he blocked us from his official account)

oh and yes its the same guy who put his phone in a pool to cool it off when it got overheated

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

well thank god he’s not dead