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oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

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Let's just say an immersion blender has never exploded in a shower of sparks in the vicinity of my genitals. 🤷♀️
Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!
Forgive me if this is inappropriate but
So are
colostomy bags
Diapers
insulin pumps
Oxygen systems
Braces
catheters
rollators
hearing aids
compression garments
prosthetics
FREEDOM AIDS
- canes
- service animals
- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders
- wheelchair attachments
- fidgets
IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL
BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!
can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
baby need smoko
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm
WHEN do you ever feel that
the worms yearn for escape
The worms are telling you to go see a doctor...
@entities-of-posts the corruption/flesh?
After my hysto, I was in *intense* abdominal pain that didn't feel like wound pain from the ablation but something different that I couldn't explain, until the gynecologist told me "yep, that'd be your intestines rearranging themselves into the gap left behind by your uterus."
So there's a mental picture for you. Slither slither. Slither slither.
awwww, they were exploring their new enclosure 😍😍😍
oh GOOD tags:
#exact same thing happened to me after my hysterectomy #my single remaining ovary is just wandering around in there now. we call him odysseus #we dont know where he is

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being aware of your own internalised biases and character flaws is an essential step in being critical of them in others and society in general but they really need to invent a way of acknowledging this that doesn't feel like smirking like a smug anime guy and going "worry not, my friends... i, too, am capable of appalling acts of violence against my fellow man without any intention to do harm 🙂↕️"
me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid
*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.
Who The Heck Is “Suzy?”
This is an information post on the character of Suzy in Undertale. This post serves as a source for anything about the ‘Suzy’ character that we can gather at this time.
There are lots of theories, but that’s not what this is for. I’ll try to keep even my personal opinions and theories to myself, and try to boil it down to the hard facts and give my best answer to the question: ‘Who the heck is “Suzy?”
Tl;dr: Nobody is really sure, but we have a few specifics.
The long answer is under the readmore, if you want to check it out.
Where Can I Find Suzy?
You can’t.
Even using the cheat engine to skip through all the unfinished rooms, even tearing the game apart with hacking tools and decompilers to look for their monster information, their obj_ files, their sprites … You can’t meet Suzy right now.
You just can’t.
Fun And The Clamgirl
There is only one scenario where you can hear about Suzy. You hear about her secondhand from her ‘neighbor.’ We call this neighbor ‘clamgirl,’ because that’s the name of their sprite in the files. She never gives us her name and we have no better way to indicate her unless we say ‘that girl who talks about Suzy,’ and that’s a mouthful.
You meet clamgirl in the waterfall ‘safe’ area, in the section that leads to Gerson’s shop, Undyne’s house or the blook farms depending on what exit you take. There are a few conditions that need to be met before you can meet the clamgirl.
Your LOVE cannot be too high.
Your ‘fun’ value must be between 80 and 89.
When you start up a game of Undertale, or reset, your file is assigned a random ‘fun’ value. You can check this value in the .ini file, in the Undertale SAVE area.
When your fun value is between 80 and 89, either through luck or by manipulating the files (just changing the number in the .ini file is NOT enough) the clamgirl will appear, and you can talk to her.
Default Clamgirl Dialogue
When the game first came out, the clamgirl had a set of dialogue options, just like any other overworld NPC. Depending on circumstance, this dialogue changes. I have pictures of most of these, but some of them I do not, and I will have to resort to tearing the dialogue from the strings.
The first time you talk to the clamgirl, before you have finished the game, she says this:
If you talk to her again without leaving the room, she says this:
If you talk to her again after having killed Undyne, she says:
* I sense a disturbance in& the nearby aura…/
* I think you should leave& that girl alone./%%
If you talk to her after having completed the pacifist ending and having talked to her before:
If you go back and talk to her after beating the game on pacifist, without talking to her the first time, she says:
* I wanted to tell you about& my neighbor’s daughter./
* But you walked right by me& before I could tell you./
* Fate has decided that I& should not tell you./%%
Patch 1.01 Dialogue
When Toby updated to patch 1.01, some of the clamgirl’s dialogue changed.
When you talk to the clamgirl a second time, an extra piece of dialogue is added to the clamgirl’s regular speech.
The post-pacifist dialogue, where you spoke with her before and come back to speak again, changes slightly.
“Don’t Forget”
Starting with the 1.01 patch, there is a special picture in sans’ lab that you only see by fulfilling certain special conditions.
This condition for seeing this ‘don’t forget’ message is: having talked to the clamgirl.
What Do We Know About Suzy?
Suzy is a kid, about Frisks’ age.
They’re a girl.
They live in the capital, with at least one parent.
We never meet them over the course of our adventures. (aka, they are NOT monster kid, they are NOT a reincarnation of the yellow human SOUL in mettaton [if you’re one of the people who subscribe to that theory], or any other possible mistaken identity twist)
There is, if the clamgirl is to be trusted, some undefined ‘destiny’ that connects her to Frisk.
Somehow, speaking to the clamgirl who talks of nothing but Suzy, causes the ‘don’t forget’ event in sans’ lab.
Who The HECK Is Suzy?
Hell if I know. But whoever she is, she’s important.
SEPT 21st 2018 UPDATE:
In the Switch release of Undertale, the clamgirl’s post-pacifist scene changes drastically at ‘fun’ level 81.
In it, upon walking up to the clamgirl and talking to her, she turns gray and her sprite changes to something more sinister and strange-very similar to gaster followers or the goner kid-and the post-pacifist music cuts off. When the convo ends, she vanishes with the same sound effect that the ‘mysteryman,’ which you need fun value 66 to find in Waterfall does.
shhhh, it's ok baby girl. i'll get you the robot augments as soon as i can. mommy just needs to do one last heist and you'll have the body of your dreams

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my grub #mygrub
my glorpgrub #glorpgrub
i think you should post about rain world again you're boring as fuck dude
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i named the wolf your ask
high ambient background football levels reminded me to actually finish this Personal Lore That Caused My Books comic
Nothing pisses me off more than all of "girly" tiktok forgetting the latter half of the "I'm just a girl" song
Can't leave this in the tags
Knowing how Mr Beast achieved his YouTube success is a really interesting glimpse into how he percieves his content. He didn't grow his channel organically, he studied pre-existing channels to see what was popular and tried a multitude of different formats before finding something that worked. Throwing things at the wall to see what sticks.
The conclusion most draw from this is typically that Jimmy doesn't have passion for what he does, it's all about popularity and money. This is not inaccurate, far from it, but it goes deeper.
By being so metric focused, Jimmy has an understanding of what is popular (at least at the time he rose to prominence) but no understanding of why. And that failure to understand is a huge detriment because it means that he doesn’t know how to innovate and build outward from his format.
Beast Games is illustrative of this. The Mr Beast video style translates very poorly to an actual reality show. The fact he had to ask other YouTubers how to build fandom is pretty damning. He doesn’t understand why people like things and mistakes hyperbole for excitement.
Jimmy is in an interesting position. Outside of YouTube, his ventures into real world businesses have largely failed. Lunchly was a moldy disaster and Beast Labs is functionally dead. He's like a kid who cheated on his physics exam and is now in charge of a nuclear reactor.
Despite myself, I can't help but pity the guy. His hollow success clearly eats at him. However, he is a billionaire. He could stop any time he wants. He could get real experts in to help him actually make successful projects but he just cannot escape the tactics he used to get famous in the first place and I have no doubt that many more people will continue getting hurt.

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in a normal year I think we'd have talked more about the fact that recently there were 17 earthquakes in a single day apparently centred on Area 51
the "lol" does NOT inspire confidence here
Poof! You’re a mermaid now. Spin to get a type of mermaid! How we feeling about this?
You have been turned into this type of mermaid!!
What do you think?
I love it!!
it's alright
Ew
EW
oh cool I didn't know this type existed!!
Result/other
(I do not know much about mermaids, forgive me if I made any mistakes. Do not drown me.)