this reminds me of a... speedrunner!

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

Tiktok is great for shit specifically like this

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

I’m not really sure what that has to do with anything here.

she’s earned a 3 month pass from me for maternity leave. unless she teaches the baby to be gay.

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It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

This tweet read me to filth

a game theory

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO