FUFFLES

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still

let’s party

Lets seriously just let our hair down and have some fun

i want to let loose and act like tonight is forever

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

even better when they are not in a relationship but you can't exactly say they are not not in a relationship

Trying to 100% Disco Elysium is really really funny because like. Half of the achievements get the shiny border for being Rare. The game is completely overtaking my rarest achievements showcase in Steam. And some of them aren't even difficult to obtain it's just that no one naturally wants to play the sleazy honour guy. Meanwhile getting to eat a gluten-free pie requires such a specific stat spread,

turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD

[ID. Tags: it's also a cool thing to say out loud before picking up a sword /end ID.]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive

"what are you smiling about?" i got prev'd

someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh