my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I'm giving it all she's got boss

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

andy weir was pretty funny for the names in this one you gotta admit. hi here are my characters their names are Strategy and Mercy and you’ll never guess their most prominent traits

eventually we are introduced to my third character who is, by all appearances, a sentient rock. and his name? …heh. well,