we’ll make a video to our future selves

Problematic age gap: male mosquitoes (lifespan of 7 days) and female mosquitoes (lifespan of 30 days)

There really is nothing hotter than competence and sincerity…

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

Be sure to take at least one small step and one giant leap!

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

and does the rat itself not have shoulders…. much to consider here.

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides