Motherfucker Unlimited

i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

vine eleven

i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

Returning to subsistence farming as a society would be better than the capitalist hellscape we live under now. So no.

imma be real with you, thats a dumb as shit thing to say and you dont really believe that

yes it is so much better for us now that we get to subsistence drive for doordash and subsistence amazon warehouse. what could be worse than growing plants that you can eat

profound misunderstanding of all concepts mentioned but i understand your desire to share thoughts on the computer

holy fucking shit dude

everyone in this thread except the OP and lakevida has assigned reading of every Thomas Hardy novel and also the Cartoon History of the Universe parts i-iii and for extra credit you can find a real and not ai-generated picture of a one-horse ploughing rig and label every part of the horse and the plough and all the tack with the correct terminology and then you will receive your next reading assignments

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

Weird cat

I think your cat is smoother than it should be

A sphinx! How lovely :)

nonbinary cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<>>