somewhere between jimmy buffett and kenny loggins

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Good Lord, the Iranians massacred some Yankee soldiers in Jordan

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.