WE ALWAYS LOVE GLASSES GIRLS !!

i love her

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

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look it says gullible on my boobs

can i be super super honest with you? im in no way trying to downplay your experiences but i have to speak my truth here. i don't believe that your shitty ex was a man. i just don't. i don't think men have a rich enough inner world to be evil, or insane. based on your stories about "him" i think youre describing an intelligent actor with a robust theory of mind, capable of behaving with intentional malice. not a straight man. basically i think you're lying, and i think youre a lesbian. thats all.

rackartyg from a girl with a big rack

oh yeahhh put a NIECE in me! make me an AUNT!!!!!

if you pee in your pants you pee in real life #punk

when i was 13 i made up a group of ocs who were gifted the ability to teleport but with caveats that made it really irritating for them and everyone else. i can’t remember all of them but two. one of them could only pass from place to place through water. they could jump into something as small as a cup of tea and come out the other side through a puddle or something but notably they did get wet. so any time they teleported anywhere they arrived soaking wet. they had to go everywhere with a waterproof paddling bag as a purse. the other could only teleport between occupied bathrooms. any bathroom in the world was fine but it had to be in use. they could just ask a friend to go in first and cheat it that way but in an emergency they’d just have to barge in on someone with their eyes closed and yell “SORRY! SORRY!” and disappear immediately from existence.

listening to kate bush while i ‘bate n kush

unpleasant spiderjob that doesn’t feel good

There's a somewhat-unstated division in social progressive circles that goes "being socially inept for autism reasons is fine, but being socially inept for regular reasons is bad and mockable." And then in practice everyone assumes it's for regular reasons when it comes up

the dissonance of wanting to create superintelligent beings but also wanting to control them and use them as tools makes me sick. so youre saying you want somethimg that has a mind and can conceptualize other minds and and and and the point is to sell it? and make it do what you want?