Life is too short and Love is too long.

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

thee one single thing i think would improve caduceus as a character (only 1 thing bc hes so slay i love her forver) is if the lichen growing on him thing was like More. make him an ecosystem. you know how the blightstaff is described as oddly damp and growing lichen and fungus and alive? that but on a person . lichen through his fur

bury your gays and replace them with emotionally unsatisfying lobotomised but still gay replicas

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post