Pink Cows :]

Tanuki (a species of raccoon dog) wool, I think they mean.

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose. I lost that place and everything in it. Now I have a new place with new things and it’s very much home.

why is it that when an actor gets a role doing television they’re “on it” but when it’s a movie they’re “in it”?

shows are watched on your television, movies are watched in the theater

but you play a video game on your console, and keanu reeves is very much in cyberpunk 2077

One is past tense one is present tense.

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

So for y'all who don't know, Everclear is some serious shit. Your typical hard alcohol is gonna range from 30-50% alcohol by volume. Your vodkas, rums, and gins will sit around the 30-40% range with whiskey and bourbon being closer to the 50% mark. Everclear? Everclear is at a minimum 60%, the good news is that bottle is thankfully the minimum 60%. (You can tell by it being 120 proof, to get percentage you just halve the proof.) Everclear is grain alcohol and not flavoured, so it's pure; unadulterated alcohol taste in that bottle. And, the amount she poured in to that tin based on ratio basically turned the concoction in to citrus flavored paint thinner. Everclear is the stuff you like, get to spike a big punch bowl of something, not usually something you use in a cocktail.

I love the clarification because I know nothing about alcohol!

Everclear used to come with a warning on the bottle to make sure you store it in a cool place, refrigerated if possible, because if stored above a certain temperature it can spontaneously combust.

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

I Have No Mouth and I Must Game

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.