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lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

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Folk, I’m gonna vaguepost for a sec here, but it’s an important one.
If you are in the United States and not employed by a zoo or sanctuary or a veterinarian working with a facility, if anyone for any reason offers to allow you to touch a big cat, please do not do it.
No matter how much you want to, no matter how much it is a dream, understand that it is a violation of federal law that could get the facility the cat lives at in very serious trouble. It does not matter if it is through the fence, or in the context of a trained behavior, or if the cat is on a leash. Even if it feels “safe” or they swear the facility condones it.
It’s starting to appear that lots of zookeepers have not been informed appropriately about the scope of the law - or in cases where they do know it’s inappropriate, they are sometimes being overridden by their management and forced to allow encounters. (Even at accredited facilities!)
We do not know exactly what the penalties could be for that happening within an accredited zoo (yay badly implemented laws) but it typically comes down to being risk to a) the cat’s welfare b) the facility’s ability to have any big cats at all and c) someone, either the facility owner or the person offering, could go to jail or pay serious fines. There are two instances of this happening at AZA zoos that were leaked recently and we may now find out how bad it’s going to get for them.
Lots of facilities will have big cat pelts as educational biofacts that they will allow you to touch. You do not ever need to take the risk associated with touching a live big cat - generally anywhere, and especially in the US.
And for some reason, if you ever are in that situation and unethical enough to actually touch the cat? Don’t post it on social media and definitely don’t make that post public. 🙄
I literally got to touch three different big cat pelts today in one zoo visit (didn’t take a photo of the lion one). You! Don’t! Need! To! Touch! Live! Cats!
The volunteer did not know where these pieces of pelt came from - they often don’t. Generally in the US they are either sourced from US Fish and Wildlife confiscations (as part of a collab for educational programs) or they’re actually from previous collection animals. The latter is much rarer because it’s pretty emotionally hard for staff, but it means you can touch them without worrying it’s an animal you might have loved.
did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it
I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS
And also occasionally by pufferfish
Put together a bunch of the Reverse Mermaid pack artworks. Some of you fishies slipped through the net so I couldn't get everyone, but there's at least 74 of you... Enough for a proper fish boil, I think! 🐟 Reverse Mermaid pack was supposed to be a FREE limited pack, and it's still up now, so make sure to grab it now before I toss it back into the sea! 🌊

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Oh baby fight
See them jousting
So cute, I love it!
Tumblr why.
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the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.
rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

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oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.
hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually
@entities-of-posts textbook corruption example lol
Seconded
My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.
Every time I see something that reminds me that they’re making a new Animorph show, I pray that they aren’t going to fuck it up by making it live action again. It needs to be a cartoon, there is no other way.
No, I don’t care if the budget is bigger. No, I don’t care if they just make everything CGI and Tobias doesn’t have leads on his legs again. Make it a cartoon. That way, the Animorph’s look exactly the way they’re supposed to and it’s not limited by the actors appearances.
It will be cheaper. The kids aren’t going to grow up. They’re going to actually look like kids because they will be animated. It will be the way it should’ve been the first time.
getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.
but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.
and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.
RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.
the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:
if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."
whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,
it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.
they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.
That comment is spot on AND sciatica stretches are legit. The best treatment for sciatica is get stretchy.
Signed: Willem Defoe fan with sciatica
For anyone who doesn’t know, Sciatica is pain due to compression of the sciatic nerve, which runs from your buttocks down the back of your leg. The reason this stretch is helpful is because the sciatic nerve, after leaving your spinal cord, immediately runs just underneath - and may get compressed by - the Piriformis muscle deep in your buttcheek, which helps you externally rotate your hip. (If the muscle is super tight, your toes on that side might actually point further out when you lie down compared to the toes on your other foot, jsyk).
If the above stretch ain’t compatible with you for reasons like having bitch ass knees, here are some alternative and amazing stretches for the muscle in order of easiest to hardest (but imo least to most helpful) to perform:
However, just keep in mind that none of these stretches will help you if you have a herniated disc, which compresses the nerve roots that protrude from the spine itself! For that you’ll for sure need some different medical intervention.
Have fun!

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Hello !! This question was brought up to me recently and i didn’t quite have an answer. I know that a majority of captive orca deaths were before we know what we were doing, but what about the ones in more recent years ? The orcas (and dolphins in general) who die prematurely, from illness, etc. ?
Are these deaths as common in the wild ? If they aren’t, what causes these illnesses and diseases ?
Why do a good handful of young, captive cetaceans die each year ?
Thank you in advance ! I am not against accredited zoological facilities that hold cetaceans, but i am curious about the mortality rates.
I disagree that "a good handful of young, captive cetaceans" are dying each year but I don't blame you for reaching that conclusion given how the media reports on cetacean deaths in human care. And how people adamantly repeat very outdated/debunk life expectancy rates - particularly for killer whales.
Let's look at 2025
The most recent death of an orca at SeaWorld was Katina - she was over 50 and well and truly at the maximum lifespan of a female killer whale in both wild and captive populations (no, they don't live to 100). She was euthanized due to an ongoing chronic respiratory infection.
Then there was Kshamenk - who was 36 years old, very close to 40, which is the expected life span of a male killer whale. He died of cardiac arrest.
The two most recent younger deaths was Earth at Port of Nagoya Aquarium - at 16 years old. And Kamea at SeaWorld San Antonio at 11 years old. Though there were no confirmed causes of death so I can't comment on those. But I wouldn't say that's a "handful"
Respiratory infections have been observed in stranded wild cetaceans and in captive cetaceans. However, there really isn't a lot of data for asymptomatic wild cetaceans - basically, unless the animal strands, its really hard to get any sort of comparable baseline with the animals we study in human care. Not to mention we're comparing animals living in significantly different environments.
They're only just starting to map out bacterial microbiomes in the Southern Resident Killer Whales
And we're still figuring out the best ways to assess wild killer whale health
Drone technology has just started to allow us to get respiratory data from large baleen whales but not smaller cetaceans like bottlenose dolphins, who are more easily spooked by the noise. Killer whales seem to be having more success with drone health monitoring, but the technology is always advancing.
Lets be honest. It's just really hard to study wild cetaceans and get consistent ongoing data about health and wellbeing. I tried to find papers that discussed pathogens found in wild populations and found a very small amount compared to all the veterinary reports and studies we have on cetaceans in captivity.
This fairly recent 2026 paper used baseline pathogen samples from orcas in human care and compared to wild populations - they found crossovers and saw that wild killer whales that were identified with certain pathogens died 6 months later.
The reason we have so much evidence of pathogens found in cetaceans in human care is simply because its far easier to collect those samples.
If we're still comparing killer whale deaths for 2025:
Not much media reporting on 28 year old I76 - the Northern Resident killer whale that was observed having difficulty breathing and was severely emaciated before he was seen taking his last breath and sinking into the depths
Or J64, the Southern Resident 1 month old calf seen briefly at their mother's side before never being seen again
Or the 26 killer whales that stranded and died in Argentina
But deaths of cetaceans in human care make headline news. And, in many cases, misreports and sensationalises the deaths.
Do we owe it to cetaceans in human care to do the absolute best we can to prevent them from dying of diseases? Absolutely. But they don't actually live in a 100% sterile environment the way antis claim they do - because they don't actually live in "chlorinated pools" - the amount of chlorine is less than drinking water. There will be pathogens around in the air and in the water. Not the same pathogens in the ocean, but still, pathogens.
Cetacean veterinary medicine is still an emerging specialised field and not nearly as advanced as livestock or small animal practice.
We can't prevent animals dying of sudden unpreventable illnesses like cardiac arrest in an older animal or gastric torsion, which we can barely save pet dogs from at the best of times. Congenital disease is something that should be prevented with better breeding practices but unfortunately there were some bad management choices in the past that led to congenital diseases, which led to premature deaths.
This isn't anything against you, anon, but I just don't understand why the media and the public acts as if keeping an animal in human care immediately means they should be able to cheat death or never ever get sick - and if they do, it could never possibly happen in the wild. It's just such a bizarre mentality.
And ... okay so maybe this is a little bit of a reach but maybe sort of thinking drives the mentality to assume any wild cetacean stranding is due to misadventure and they just need to be shoved back into the ocean and they'll be fine. Because wild cetaceans don't ever get sick because they're Wild and Free and only captive cetaceans are getting sick.
Idk I also don't want to create false equivalences or imply that people can't care about wild and captive cetacean welfare. But its not hard to notice how saturated the media and reporting has become where people have genuinely said to me they think the biggest threat to killer whales is SeaWorld. And not the dams blocking salmon migration routes or the giant fishing corporations making billions pillaging the ocean's fish stocks, ripping up fragile sea floor ecosystems and discarding ghost nets for marine life to be entangled in.
SUPER TOP SECRET WORK HACK!!! If you explicitly tell people, "You are an adult and a professional, I trust you to do your job; just keep me in the loop and let me know if there are questions," then thank and/or praise them when they accomplish your mutual goals? they will keep doing things for and with you. Sometimes they will even side with you over other people in the organization, because you've taken the time to establish that baseline respect and trust! hashtag winning or whatever
I just want to say this can work with kids too, mostly because of the 'respect' thing.
This past month, Parks & Rec has been doing a lot of work on the field adjacent to my school. They have trucks with flatbeds, mowing/tree-cutting/postholing machinery, etc. And when they arrived, I (campus monitor) was told I would need to herd the kids away from the trucks/machinery and basically prevent them from creating a dangerous situation.
So when recess came around and the kids stampeded out the door I held them up and I said (being funny but at the same time serious, you know how it is, kids listen better if you're funny)
"Okay, I know that you're all smart AND mature, right? And talented and good looking? Definitely the smartest and most talented class in this school? (I say this to every class, they're all 'my favorites'.) And because you're SO intelligent and mature, I don't need to actually TELL you that these guys have vehicles and machinery that you need to stay clear of, right? Because I know you figured that out already, and I also know that YOU know how sad I would be if any of you were run over, or squashed, or had a pole fall on you. I would be SO SAD, like, I would probably have to lie down on the floor and cry. So you're not going to make me cry, right? I can trust you to stay away from the trucks and machines no matter where they are on the field? Because you're wonderful and amazing? My favorites? My inspiration?"
And they're laughing at me of course, because I'm being so dramatic. Some of them are "Yes, and-"ing my dramatics and inventing more involved mourning processes I should undertake if any of them get run over. Some of them are yelling at me that they are NOT mature yet and they are VERY STUPID and I should know this.
It's been three weeks. We had one conversation about it. None of them have gone anywhere near the trucks. This is actually in excess of the typical elementary-schooler's working memory and I'm very proud of them. I haven't had to blow the whistle at ONE person for getting too close even when the trucks were literally 40 feet from the actual playground.
"I know I can trust you to do this", even when phrased with humor, is like a magic key that unlocks teamwork+cooperation.
I usually phrased it to middle-schoolers as, "I was a weird artist before I was a teacher, so I don't understand how children work, really. So I am going to treat you guys like adults unless and until you give me a reason not to." It's amazing how far they'll go to keep that adult status.