calm down, mr. wavy blade

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

"women are tainted by their previous sexual encounters" doesn't become less openly misogynistic just because it's said by a woman btw

my "i <3 wearing clothes until they're in rags" shirt is raising a lot of questions it is unable to answer due to the large holes rendering it illegible

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a plea deal cause he absolutely did that shit.

theres too much polarization between this guy im stabbing and me. we really need to work together to come to a middle ground

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

Every lesbian I know who has a male favorite character is like, "If you even INSINUATE that I want to have sex with Mads Mikkelson, there will be a reckoning," and every gay man I know who has a female favorite character is like, "I would have no choice but to go down on Sigourney Weaver in Alien. As a matter of feminist praxis. What am I, some kind of bigot?"

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

not to forget its twin “i know (roughly) what you’re saying, but what are those words?”

Plus the secret triplet “I managed to get your drift but I don’t know how to answer you”.

And the unwanted stepchild “I practiced this interaction but you’re not sticking to the script”