this might sound mean but if you’re constantly peddling skincare advice to people and they get frustrated or blunt with you because you will not stop, that is not misogyny, that is you lacking boundaries and being disrespectful toward others

implying someone’s skin needs expensive cream or medical attention because you don’t like looking at normal human skin with wrinkles and pores and scars is not a gendered problem. It’s a you not shutting the fuck up problem

Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

“profession” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices