Whozeewhatzit

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

I heavily fw bro

What if everything gets better in 2016

I hate when something I downloaded illegally doesn't run right like wtf this isn't what I didn't pay for

children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

many of you seem to live like this

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

Yeah man, I’m so excited to go home. Got big plans tonight. Found a huge container of old pens and I get to test them all out and see which ones still work. Bunch of different colors too, some are sparkly and everything. It is going to be awesome.

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex