Red Star of Mourning, Kiyotael

really big burger?

op are you a hobbit

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

I think in Resident Evil 4 and other such video games where you absolutely just blast your way thru your problems, every two hundred kills or so, Leon should remark to himself, “I have shot so many people in the head today.” Then go right back to blasting. Anyway I just got a scope for my beefy rifle that lets me snipe people from a billion feet away. Used it to one shot a guy who never knew I was in his zip code. The satisfaction I felt watching his head explode was so intense that it felt unethical. Then I took money from that guy’s dead body and took it to the merchant to make my gun even better.

I just wonder sometimes if Leon is ever like “I wade through an ocean of blood so deep I will never surface again,” while he spin kicks a guy to death.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i have been thinking about this edit before i even knew it existed. puzzle pieces fit together naturally

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

don't 4get... u gotta fag it

dying in the sewer

when you pull his head back by the horns while you're doin him from behind!

just remembered that dude from Family Guy is named """""Peter""""". smh. what are they naming kids today, stick with the classics!

you must understand... while pride month only lasts for 30 days, me fucking every man in your family is a year-round job

my bathroom requests that i restock my boilet tapir

I'm tired of being what you want me to breed Feeling so bateless, lost under the surface I don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of topping in your shoes Caught in the overflow, hole caught in the overflow Every dick that I take is another mistake to you... Caught in the overflow, hole caught in the overflow I've become so numb, I can't feel you there Becoming tight in my underwear I'm becoming this, all I want from you Is to cum in me, and not cum in you Can't you see that you're smothering me? Whities too tighty, afraid to lose control The daddy dom that you thought I would be Has fallen apart, right in front of you...