Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
Peter Solarz
PR's Tumblrdome
Andulka
trying on a metaphor
tumblr dot com
Three Goblin Art
KIROKAZE
h
@theartofmadeline
Not today Justin
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
★
i don't do bad sauce passes
seen from Canada
seen from Netherlands
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Bulgaria
seen from Poland
seen from Indonesia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from South Korea
@darkpaladin
today I learned that I have a wide mouth
…
this information will be used for nefarious purposes
really big burger?
@evaisnotshortforevangelion
the world’s biggest. you can fit sooooo much data in meeeeee
@theboredvoid-deactivated20250826
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
DEAR WOMEN: DO NOT debase yourself for a MAN or BOY
MESSAGE TO MEN OR BOYS: DEBASE YOURSELF FOR WOMEN
youve been a bad gamer. mommy is going to pwn you now
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
It's what he would've wanted
Pokemon Heritage Post
ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz
let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them
THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW
okay I'm thinking about this
not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.
like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.
and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???
Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters
Bro's fucked.
art by Daviddv1202
at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"
it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.
if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
they killed him for this
she took a bite of my red malicious
Normal notification to get at 2am
why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath
mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything
watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema
audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie
I'm looking at you specifically here, Star War
They’ll give us everything but what we want (the Lando movie)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD
it's thousand yard stare summer
