Red Star of Mourning, Kiyotael

really big burger?

if moogles were real id make one smoke cigarettes until it died

i was having a really hard morning but my daughter of 3 years said mommy dont cry i made you a drum n bass playlist

abort her at 170 BPM

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry