for a million years, raise your glass

gay little shorts addiction is REAL and it may be affecting your friends or loved ones

bestie are you good? you just reblogged "petting her while we watch videos on my laptop" again

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight