this is just anime malcolm in the middle

i love ponyo because shes 5 and shes just bastard about it

not to be bitter or anything but like. why do parents always try to make you feel like you should be grateful to have a roof over your head and food on your plate. 

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

Mood

charlie brooker literally said in the post-emmys interview that he initially tried to write san junipero about a heterosexual couple and it kinda sucked and he switched them to a same-sex couple and it immediately became much better and also easier to write and he finished it with ‘so that’s my writing tip’… the only true ally

ah yes, because everything gay is automatically better. //s

it sure is bitch!

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

I really need to realize that staying in bed for those extra 5 min is doing nothing for me but making me late

girls we rot, but then the sun comes out and the moss clears away & it turns out the whole time we were growing new bodies hidden under the hushed tones of the winter nights and what we thought was ash was just a cloak. we rise, rotting girls, we rise. but now we smell like jasmine and the bones don’t feel like anchors and this world doesn’t taste like the bottom of the sea.