Supportive Scorpio

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

Try my recipe boy

my antire kitchen smells like burning plastic

this started as a goof. Please do not do this. im feeling lightheaded from the fumes restulting from the burnt/melted ibuprofen. my smoke detector is on and i opened the windows but there’s still fumes and some smoke.

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

I wonder if that’s part of the reason behind my seeing an upswing in products adding corn starch or corn flour to things that didn’t have those before? <- rhetorical question, because I’m certain that’s what’s going on.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3

to make it more lynchian can't you read

Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is shut up