Supportive Scorpio

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

Try my recipe boy

my antire kitchen smells like burning plastic

this started as a goof. Please do not do this. im feeling lightheaded from the fumes restulting from the burnt/melted ibuprofen. my smoke detector is on and i opened the windows but there’s still fumes and some smoke.

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

I wonder if that’s part of the reason behind my seeing an upswing in products adding corn starch or corn flour to things that didn’t have those before? <- rhetorical question, because I’m certain that’s what’s going on.