The real Vriska Serket™

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

I have a suggestion

they should invent something that reduces the amount of pain you are experiencing.

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

how to keep going for beginners

its required that every day you think about women kissing

its required that every day you think about women kissing