your bright friend

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

everyone talks about the ocasional like from the respected mutual that makes you go oh thank god you haven't unfollowed me but no one ever talks about how it will never be on a good post. it's never you at your posting best it's always on some bullshit like: made sanbwich. with loaf (bad pun for love)

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

omg nobody look at me while I pupate omg omg omg this is so embarrassing fuuuuuckkk i promise I'm turning into a butterfly normally okay ????STOP LOOKING AT ME🐛

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

Richard Calver (Canadian, 1946-2021), Dandelions Rejoicing, 2000. Colour linocut on paper, 18 ¼ x 13 ¼ in. Edition of 50

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol