your bright friend

sorry the fact that lestat went and bought halloween candy- and still went to give it out despite the fact he was in the middle of a breakdown- just for kids to show up at his door dressed like his dead daughter and two of his exes. absolutely killing me.

……..sometimes you just gotta….open the windows in your house…….let some fresh air in…..change your bedsheets….make sure your surroundings are clean and tidy…..

What if the lesbians lived happily ever after and nobody had to die or become a cop

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!

why is it that when someone is struggling mentally we always ask if they've tried therapy and never give them $5000

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry