if i see one of the white guys from oasis on my feed more than five times i log off

Two bloggers, if resonant frequencies are correct, can absorb each others nutrients in a rather “cute!” Way

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien