wow this literally exactly 100% happens in Homestuck except there it's different and not the same thing but it kind of made me think of Homestuck so now your notes are full of 30 year olds talking about the most obnoxious thing ever

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

if i see one of the white guys from oasis on my feed more than five times i log off

Two bloggers, if resonant frequencies are correct, can absorb each others nutrients in a rather “cute!” Way

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie