I'm on the information superhighway getting road head

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

my super sustainable bmw

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

wow this literally exactly 100% happens in Homestuck except there it's different and not the same thing but it kind of made me think of Homestuck so now your notes are full of 30 year olds talking about the most obnoxious thing ever

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

if i see one of the white guys from oasis on my feed more than five times i log off

Two bloggers, if resonant frequencies are correct, can absorb each others nutrients in a rather “cute!” Way