take my fucking hand and never be afraid again

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

My low stakes headcanon is that Shane was born and immediately started crying and fussing and was and extremely fussy loud ass baby who teared up and cried over everything thing to the point that Yuna and David always say he spent the first solid month of his life doing nothing but crying like he needed something they couldn’t figure out no matter how hard they tried. And I think Ilya was born a quiet and shy baby with his eyes wide open and searching the room trying to take everything in— Irina always said it was like he was looking for something.

Imposter syndrome but for things I like. Poser syndrome.

It seems like all kids do nowadays is create homonculi in their basements.