take my fucking hand and never be afraid again

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

should we do another little hudconsocratic… what’s everyone’s moment/pic/quote where you were like 👁️ #whatdatmean. what made you guys kind of go oh. maybe they really could be… something. i’ll go first. i truly think hudson choking up mentioning connor in his awards speech was crazy. he was so steady up until that point and the minute he started talking about connor he cracked. is that not insane bc i still feel insane about it.

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .