take my fucking hand and never be afraid again

hey what's up guys we are Pasta Sauce and we are so pumped to be playing the White Tank Top theatre tonight

im giving the paps my pussycat…

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

“the scars are from the wolves” “the scars are from magnus” “the scars are from-” that’s nice. I hope we find out he can’t come unless someone stabs him

the thing about ilya is he had to kill all those wolves

louis never brought up vampire pee cuz then he’d have to mention all the times lestat begged to get peed on

i think armand is just wearing that eye patch for attention

Everyone on my ilya failed baseball pitch post saying that Shane would get the ick………. literally never!!!!!! Never. Not my shane. shane is in the car coming home from that game like Honey. Baseball is the worst sport in the world. They just stand there the whole time. You could do cartwheels on the clock. Can you believe they even have a League. For that. And ilya is scrolling like they are saying my throw is Weak Sauce…. They say my baby bird arms- Shane interrupting him like DON’T make me pull the car over I will have you squat me again