take my fucking hand and never be afraid again

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

Dude you better be careful or else I'll cast a spell over the west. Yeah to make you think of me the same way I think of you. So you better watch out

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

I would let her kill me for sport

yes it IS gay to be in a band.