STAND UP, SELL OUT

:/

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

unblock me right now i am a sweetheart

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

computa make my mutuals have a great day

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

You can lie when you name things