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do you guys think that when Stratt was going through the vlogs she got to the “so I met an alien” part and was like ‘shit he went crazy’ only to see Rocky roll on screen like 3 videos later
Okay, stay with me here
Rocky never shows up on the videos until like halfway through. Earth can't see or even hear him until about halfway through Grace's collection of vlogs
They all think he lost his fucking mind but somehow succeeded on the mission
I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.
Coworker 1: Is he still in the bathroom? it's been like half the shift we need him to start closing
Coworker 2: He's just been sending voice messages to his group chat for the last hour
muffled Tom Hardy bane impression coming from bathroom stall: Is the tip sticky, Batman

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Look, since Stratt loaded the Hail Mary with every single piece of media in existence up to the ship's launch, that means there are millions of books, movies, and tv shows that are missing their sequels, future seasons, and whatever episodes hadn't aired yet, so... We have to consider the possibility of Earth waking up one day to their first contact message sent by an intelligent species from another planet being something like "hello, can you send us Infinity War part 2, question?"
If Grace could not fully get out of teacher mode even after being in a coma for years (the Rocky my hand is up scene), I can not even think how much worse it would get after he actually takes up teaching again at Erid.
I can imagine Grace, still in that "has been teaching for five hours" haze, trying to have a conversation with Rocky like:
"That's a great answer, buddy, you have earned yourself a sticker... Oh shoot Rocky I'm so so..."
"Yes, yes, Grace very sorry for speaking to Rocky like child, Grace brain thinks Grace still in classroom, apology accepted now where is my sticker question"
damn he really is an all-time poster
happy pride month everyone!!

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I looked at my oldest likes because apparently they let you do that now and tbh 16 year old me had decent taste in tumblr posts no notes
my other favourite thing about the project hail mary book is that rocky spends the first half of his and grace's mission time together totally in awe of the idea that humans can hear light, like he picked this specific type of xenonite for the second tunnel window/his ball bc the part of the initial window that was that type clearly had the better sound resonance for grace's species to be able to hear through, why else would grace have specifically bent down to that part of the window to try and communicate?
and then a little later on he learns that it had nothing to do with sound at all! purely by chance this composition of xenonite lets light pass through it! and humans have this special organ that lets them detect invisible radiation to such a fine and accurate degree they use it to navigate a room and sometimes to communicate with each other, without even needing technological augmentation!* at one point when looking at planet adrian grace is like wow, i know from our readings this planet has a surface, but the atmosphere must be really dense, i can't see anything past the clouds! and rocky is like YOU CAN NORMALLY SEE PLANET SURFACE FROM SPACE QUESTION??
(*mostly. giving movie grace glasses makes this retroactively very funny)
and then there's an initial smaller taumoeba leak before the catastrophic one (not due to the xenonite, due to a lot of stuff around the ship breaking during the adrian mission), which mostly just succeeds in draining the hail mary's non-vital power system and turning all the lights off
which drops grace's ability to navigate his own ship to zero
and rocky's just like oh wow humans suck
i gotta admit i almost fear some of you guys' ability to sniff out every single heartbreaking implication of every detail of project hail mary like bloodhounds. i'm ngl i left that movie feeling pure unadulterated joy. the closest i got to feeling sad was when it looked like grace was going to go home instead of staying with rocky and then that didn't even happen, only to log on here and you're all talking about how grace will never get a hug again and how he'll die of old age in less than a tenth of the average eridian lifespan and the quiet horror behind the justification of 'you don't even have a dog' like what the hell man. when i heard that line the only thought in my little cotton candy mind was 'yayyyy now there's NOTHING sad about him never going home no conflicted feelings no regrets :)'
Grace arriving on Erid: "So I know i'm an alien and your scientists are probably like super curious about me, I just want to say you can totally do minor, noninvasive experements on me provided you run them by me first. You can totally take like hair and nail and blood samples, i'm willing to run a maze of two, everyone's been super polite in not asking for anything but I promise im not offended. Are you sure you don't want a blood sample? I swear i'm fine with it, want to scan my eyes and brain activity while I look at different colors? Heck pretty much anything short of flat out vivisection is on the table for discussion here. Please experement on me I really want to know what you find out."
The Eridian Governments: wtf WTF wtF???
The Eridian Scientists: *celebrating like they've won the intersteller lottery*
THREE MONTHS LATER
Grace, showing the beginning signs of appendicitis and clutching a bottle of local anesthetic: "Soooo, about what I said before about vivisection being off the table. . ."

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“Wow, yeah, I’ve never heard of that, it sounds really fucked up. Bet those perverts south of here would do it though”