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if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

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if you think about it making your readers picture stuff in their heads is lk noncon and problematic
okay but this is Vladimir Nabokov's whole schtick, he'll say some shit about the reflections or the bedsheets and you'll go "Oh you greasy fucker you just made me imagine what must be going on to cause that to happen" and he'll rub his hands and go "He he he he, bring meee more butterflieeeeees"
Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere
It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.
Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.
Shitposting at its finest.
I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

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he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together
does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers
my benevolent puppeteers
A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.
Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

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How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level
sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.
man...
The year was 2024. My friend had given me a Uniform Resource Locator, which I plugged into the Hypertext Transfer Protocol.
Bits flowed into my computer from hundreds of miles away, and the Picture Elements of my Liquid Crystal Display lit up as the hypertext rendered.
In an all too familiar pattern. Once again, I had become the victim of a Rick Roll.

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falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy
falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs