My Big Boots

Going for a ride? Mind if I hope on? I wanna see you squeeze those Big Boots against that thrumming, shaking, roaring...machine.

But, hey, it's gonna be one hell of a performance.

Huh. Now there's an interesting pair...

Sure. Because at this moment, we're all staring at your f*cking FACE.

Buddy once told me, the bigger the boot, the harder the hardon. Kinda think he's right, men.

When traversing the white void of nonexistence...WEAR YOUR BIG BOOTS. This has been a public service announcement.

Well, well, well...look at the fancy pretty boy in his fancy footwear.

When exploring ancient ruins, wear the right boots. Big ones.

What a relaxing night.

Are you wearing a tall pair right now? If not, get on it.

Boot up. Leather up. It's August, people - and you know what must be done.

It's still a hot sweaty summer. Better get into the right gear for sweat...

It's another month. A new month. Come on....hop in.

Always strike a jaunty pose when showing off your pair of Big Boots.

Huh. I guess they come in suede too...

An empty pair? Not for long, I say...