Local Freak, Pillar Of Community

this heatwave might turn me evil for good

you people aren't CASTING

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

“Why do straight men act so gay with each other haha” bc they find gayness to be funny and feel the need to emasculate each other even when it’s on a friendly level. Do you have any other stupid fucking questions to ask me

I actually think it's because their souls call out for the closeness afforded to men in the past. Men used to hug each other. They used to kiss each other on the cheek. They used to walk closely with one another to confide in one another. We sexualized affection between men so hard that now the only way they can achieve the closeness they once had is with the affect of it being for the bit. Let the boys kiss each other, hug each other, and physically comfort one another without sexualizing it, damn it!

I think you’re probably stupid

do nuns have pockets

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

Why do the servants not simply rise up and execute the Bridgertons