Ninethousandcupsofcoffee

I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, it’s not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons

I love him.

Working class people are mocked as “trailer trash” for living in small modular homes they can afford called “trailers” or “mobile homes.” Upper middle class people are praised as “environmentally conscious” and “minimalist” for “downsizing” and living in small modular homes called “tiny houses.” Rich people have pretentiously re-branded something poor people have been ridiculed for doing for decades as some sort of innovative, trendy lifestyle choice they came up with themselves. They use language that lets them continue to be snobby and make sure everyone knows they aren’t poor, they simply chose to live like a poor person out of their own virtue. The only difference between a “sustainable tiny home community” and a “trailer park" is the socioeconomic background of the people who live there.

why does the airport i go to have the fucking willy wonka tunnel in it i’m going insane

fuckin MOOD

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post

OMG SOMEONE ADDED THE LYRICS

This song makes me so happy.

Edina is 10000% T H E  W O R S T in Minnesota

Sorry, but it’s nonsense that Memphis is the worst city in Tennessee. This is a state where Murfreesboro exists. I’d rather be dead in Memphis than alive in Murfreesboro. 

Dallas is far superior to Texarkana. The surface of the sun is far superior to Texarkana. This map is a lie.

Worcester SUCKS, good job map

Albany is trash, sure, but Utica?

Albany isn’t that bad. I mean, Poughkeepsie would top Albany for me, for sure.

Sparks is trashy AF

Yeah… Camden is really bad, but Reading and Chester are way worse than Scranton.

Clearly the creator has never been to Yakima, the self-proclaimed Palm Springs of Washington.

how dare you do that to baby 

@geekandmisandry

Same.

In deer country this is also used to warn others about a herd up ahead. In either case, the double flash means that some nonsense is occurring and ya gotta slow down!

Double-flash also means “turn on your headlights”. Basically, if someone’s flashing their brights, pay super-close attention and figure out what’s going on.

They could ALSO be flashing them to tell you to turn YOUR brights off because you’re blinding them! It’s common courtesy to turn your brights off for oncoming traffic, but not everyone knows this~

It's one of the few ways we have to communicate with other drivers.