I'm only here for a laugh

hey man I can get that straw in your eye for you. nah I promise this rafter in my eye won’t affect me. I’ve got perfect vision bro. the rafter doesn’t even affect my vision I promise. let me get that straw for you man I can totally do it

having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

the tiktokification of tumblr needs to be stopped

we don’t censor words here stop acting like a fool, when you censor words and tags people who have that word filtered due to triggers will still see it

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

i feel like im missing too many of ur posts Can u guys make sure to send me the important ones

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

How a sewing machine works.

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."