I'm only here for a laugh

Crazy how you all know me as this funny glamorous blogger whereas in real life I’m the Belgian agricultural minister

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

I WAS NOT FUCKING PREPARED

everyone acts like your only choice is total excess or complete abstinence. what about moderation… what happened to my good old girl Moderation?

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

What is this thing

megamind is a near perfect movie and I will DIE on that hill

Well, "hurt no comfort" is accurate to communism at least

I should post the constitution on there

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over