I'm only here for a laugh

The BBC estimates that most people will only read 6 books out of the 100 listed below. Reblog this and bold the titles you’ve read.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkein 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman 10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens 11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott 12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy 13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller 14 Complete Works of Shakespeare 15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier 16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien 17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks 18 Catcher in the Rye 19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffeneger 20 Middlemarch – George Eliot 21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell 22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald 23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens 24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy 25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams 26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh 27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky 28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck 29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll 30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame 31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy 32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens 33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis 34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen 36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis 37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres 39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden 40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne 41 Animal Farm – George Orwell 42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown 43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving 45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins 46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery 47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy 48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood 49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding 50 Atonement – Ian McEwan

uh oh I didn't see it in the hans christian Anderson book and I can't find the grim brothers book so we're going off memory

Essentially, a father offered his daughter to a wealthy man with the promise that she could spin straw into gold. To test this, the family locked her in a room with a spinning wheel and a pile of straw. She cried, because she couldn't actually spin it into gold, her father had just said that so he could get paid for her marriage. Then this (I forget what he was) short man appears in the room and offers to turn the straw into gold for a price. She didn't have much however, so she pays a piece of jewelry I believe? The family is impressed, and the next day locks her in the room with more straw. Again the short man appears and offers to do it for a larger price. She takes the deal again. The family locks her in a bigger room once more. Again the man appears with an offer. He'll turn the entire room full of straw into gold in exchange for her first born child. She again accepts, I believe she was going to be killed if the wealthy family found out she was lying. She married the son and didn't think about him for a while. Eventually she gets pregnant though, and the man appears and tells her that she still owes him the child. She begs, and eventually he agrees: She has 3 days to guess his name. If she is correct she gets to keep her child. If not, he takes the child. She guesses a set of normal names the first day, none of them were right. The second day, she goes for more uncommon names, but again none of them are right. That night however, she goes on a walk in the woods and sees him singing a song, I don't remember the exacts but something along the lines of "I'm Rumpelstiltskin and she'll never guess my name so the child will be mine!" The third and final day, he's taunting her, and she guesses a few more normal names, and on her very last guess she says Rumpelstiltskin. He throws a hissy fit and breaks the floor I'm pretty sure? He might have tried to grab the child anyways, but he doesn't get it.