I'm only here for a laugh

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

The thing about doing house and yard work is like. You would think that you could go out and weed until you get tired, and then come in and do something a bit more low-intensity like tile or wood cutting, then have a cup of tea and go back out into the yard. BUT. High intensity works like weeding results in The Tremblies. And you canNOT handle a circular saw when you have The Tremblies. So clearing a patch of the garden lays you up for like an hour at the computer, making multiple typos (because of The Tremblies), so even writing a chapter of your story isn't convenient enough to bother with. Weeds should not have this kind of time commitment outside of the actual weeding.

You would think that a bit of sugar would help with The Tremblies but it does NOT. A bit of sugar helps with The Dizzies. The Tremblies cannot be bargained with, and they cannot be fought. No power tool (except a drill which hardly even counts as a power tool) can be used with The Tremblies, and I have run out of things that need drilling.

Baby gym trainer: tummy time is hard BUT NO PAIN NO GAIN FELLAS!! LETS DEVLOP THOSE NECK MUSCLES

Sorry no consistent theme here we're blogging minute to minute second to second even. The situation is dynamic

rip to c. s. lewis, you would’ve hated ai

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

*gasp*

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.