The Warped, Maniacal Mind of Wizard Glick at Work

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

one of my least favorite tropes is when a character has a crush that is explicitely unrequited and hopeless, yet in the timeskip epilogue they inexplicably get married. like bro if you fruitlessly pine after someone and they show no interest for the whole 3 year run of the story and then suddenly change their mind. i think theyre settling for you. quite frankly both of you need to learn some self respect. get divorced immediately.

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Fińàncial Harm

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.